THINGS I HAVE NOTICED SO FAR: Spanish people love naked.

Not technically 'naked', I admit. But naked is a much more fun word than 'public partial nudity'.

In Madrid, where there is grass, there is flesh. And there isn't much grass so the flesh to grass ratio is very high. This photo doesn't really capture it but it's as good as you're going to get without me being charged with invasion of privacy or something. Sorry about that. Having naked in the title probably got your hopes up.